ALOHA (2015) movie review

Splatter: on FILM

920x920I’ve always wondered what it would be like to see some of my favorite actors as children. The kindergarten effect: emotional roller coasters, needing snacks and naps, afraid of odd things, dancing to whatever music plays, having pointless sleepovers, wrecking stuff at will, yelling and calling names, friending and unfriending, saying the darn’dest things.

ALOHA (2015) fulfilled that birthday wish. What a surprise to sit in stunned awe at the total lack of continuity – as if they filmed it all backwards as a joke and forgot to fix it, as if they spliced in a few decent shots of great actors but thought it would be quirky to have them speak in total nonsense or silence (sometimes with subtitles), or as if they tried to make another film…how about Ernest Goes to Hawaii…minus Ernest.

It’s that bad.emma-stone-ewwSave yourself. Avoid. See anything but this. A great review that I…

View original post 61 more words

7 Signs of a Bromance

7 Things No One Told You About Dating A Guy In A Bromance

June 22, 2015 9:25 am‚ By ZARA HUSAINI

tumblr_ltjx29mVkJ1r0rgrto1_500

It’s been said that we should all remember to keep our friends close, even if we’re in a fresh relationship and tempted to spend every waking minute with the SO. With that being said, there are limits – and anyone who has ever dated a guy who is embroiled in an epic bromance knows that all too well.

1. You’ll be expected to set up all your single friends with him.

tumblr_mar13q0pD11rgfb6wo4_500

Try mentioning a friend your guy doesn’t know and notice his immediate reaction. It’ll probably be something along the lines of “Is she single? Is she cute? Is she crazy?” Chances are, he’s not interested in your friend – he’s just trying to set his bro up with her. And honestly? Take the bait because if you’re in a relationship with a guy who is in a bromance, his buddy is going to be joining you for date nights – with or without a date of his own.

2. You WILL need to complain about him. It WILL cause a fight.

tumblr_m1mwaisdt51r5gfdlo1_500

No matter how much you love the other half of your boy’s bromance, it’s human nature to get annoyed with his constant presence, his weird pull on your man, and his incessant need to get your guy sh*tfaced. He’s bound to get on your nerves and when you voice this annoyance to your boyfriend – which is a totally acceptable thing for a girlfriend to do – he’ll probably get realllll salty.

3. You can forget regular Saturday night dates.

images

Unless your idea of a date involves the three of you cruising a local bar and acting as wingmen for the friend.

4. The friend will probably treat you like a dude/a little sister.

anigif_enhanced-buzz-19812-1366140159-8

If he’s a straight guy and a good friend, he’ll come to see you as a totally asexual creature –  either another dude or a little sister. Honestly, it will probably be some combination of the two and while this is essentially a good thing, it will be super annoying when he literally pulls a drink out of your hand because he thinks you’ve had too much. Also when he farts around you all the time.

5. The guys will make constant jokes about how they’re secretly in love with one another.

tumblr_mdk59eVYbS1rnujato1_500

And about 3% of them will actually be funny.

6. His approval will mean way more than it should.

rs_499x351-140130092344-ben-chris-hug

So try and stay on his good side. Not just because you want him to approve of you but because you’re gonna have to live with him around a lot. Might as well make it fun.

7. You will feel like the Topanga to their CoryAndShawn.

 

Which means that when it’s all said and done, you’re not just getting a boyfriend – you’re also getting an awesome guy friend.

 

[Lead image via]

0

 

Arnold Pranks Fans as the Terminator for Charity

Taylor Swift

Arnold Schwarzenegger Pranks Fans by Posing as His “Terminator” Wax FigureSource: http://www.nbcsandiego.com/entertainment/entertainment-news/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Pranks-Fans-by-Posing-as-Terminator-Wax-Figure-308199241.html#ixzz3dW8UzjfF
Follow us: @nbcsandiego on Twitter | NBCSanDiego on Facebook

Jamie Sangouthai: Lamar Odom’s BFF Dies Of Apparent Overdose — Report

Hollywood Life

Jamie Sangouthai passed away at the young age of 37 on June 14, and he may have died from a heroin overdose, a new report claims. Jamie was one of Lamar Odom’s best friends and was often seen on ‘Khloe & Lamar.’

What a tragedy. Jamie Sangouthai, 37, shockingly and sadly died of a heroin overdose, according to a new report. Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian’s good friend passed away on June 14 in a Los Angeles hospital. Jamie had made appearances on Khloe & Lamar and Keeping Up with The Kardashians in the years before his death.

View original post 309 more words